Some people are just so screwed up. I think half of the people raiding rooms are idiots. Let me tell you why.
MTV's "Room Raiders" is a pretty good show. I like to watch it when there is nothing else on TV. For those of you who have better things to do (You lucky dogs, you) than watch this show, then I will give a short synopsis: One hot person goes through three rooms that belong to people (their sexual preferance). They one of those three people for a date by searching through their rooms. They don't get to meet the person or see their face. It is fun to dig around and find porn and lube and erotic graphic novels.
After watching around 35 episodes, I have picked out the stupidest and weirdest things found in people's rooms. Check it out:
1. Porn.
EVERYONE has something along the lines of porn, lube, dildo's, etc. Lets all take a moment to laugh. Ha. Isn't that just REALLY embarrassing? (If you can't tell, I am sooo being sarcastic). But apparently, this seems to suprise everyone. I've seen it all: One girl hid a bowling-pin-looking dildo hidden in a slipper. Another girl had a rabbit in her sock drawer. How original. We've also seen a variety of porn. Everything from Playboy's from 1966 to japanese comic pornos. Fun. Lots of fun.
2. Bibles.
Apparently, everyone loves bibles (is that word capitalized?). Jesus is big right now. Whenever a bible is found in a room, you always get a two minute speech that goes something like this: "You know, I really loved the bible. I'm really religious and this shows we have it in common. I always dig people who are down with JC!!!" Damn it. Is it really that cool to have bibles laying around? One time someone got kicked off first just because they had a bible within one square foot of their porn. God really frowns upon published fornication, no?
3. The Confederate Flag
Apparently these are now acceptable, because whenever one is found, its like "oooohh.. im from the south, too!!!"
4. Magnum XXL Condoms
When these are found in some black person's room, you hear "Mm mm mm girl, look whooos gettin down and dirrty!!" When these are found in a white person's room, you get "Wow. Hmm, wow."
Thats all for tonight, I'm getting a headache from talking about all this shit
Out-
LC
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